There was a certain Cape character around in the last century called Mac. Now Mac had a girl called Dot, and they had an on and off relationship for many years. While it was in one of its on stages, Mac went out, alone to a party in the Loader St area. This area had been established as homes for veterans of the Penninsula Wars and had later been used as accommodation for dock workers. It was here that the Great Plague of Cape Town had broken out - but I disgress.
So this party, as were most there in those days, for this was the heyday of the Loader St, Jarvis St. area, was an hell of a party.
By late the next morning Mac had not returned.
Eventually Dot went looking for him. She found him. Still in the house where the party had been held. In Flagrante Delicto. Or as we would say on the West Coast, "Doening it". Not prior to, working one's self toward, possibly about to or suspisciously like having done. In the act! Currently active in. Taking part, actively participating in, engaged in and just generally "In".
"Well!!!!!!" she said. And she said that "Well" so well that she managed to encapsulate all the scorn born of women's mistreatment at the hands(and other parts) of philandering, unfaithful and misbegotten cheats since Eve was a spare rib.
With this she stormed out and down Jarvis St. "Sunday morning storming out" as the song will one day go.
Showing courage, resilience and a misplaced strength of character that hasurious derision not glowed in the Scots soul to such a degree since Robbie Burns himself was rhyming and two-timing and with the same faith that motivated the engineer on the Titanic to say "She'll be alright as soon as we can get the pumps working" Mac wrapped a towel around his nethers and ran down the road after her watched by the bleary-eyed hung-overites of Sunday morning.o his
"Dot wait, let me explain" he cried. Dot turned and fixed him with a steely eye, summoning all the scorn which has been generated by her sex to his ever since the the first hominid that could speak invited the female of the species out for a banana in a quiet little place he knew,
"Explain" she spat out with furious derision, "how on earth can you explain, what can you possibly explain. You are covered in come, you reek of come, what could you explain?"
And thus she strode forcefully out of the scene, whether permanently out of Mac's life I know not for women are strange creatures.
But not having given him an opportunity to utter, for knowing Mac, if anyone could have risen to such an occasion it was he, mankind has lost for ever what would have been one of the most stirring utterences ever to sally forth from the lips of man. Who knows what honeyed words, what gilded phrases would have insinuated themselves into the still summer air. Loader St., the very world hung on his lips for words that never were spoken. And for that we are for ever poorer.